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主题:【转贴】Q&A of China -- 旷野狂奔
刚从别人的BLOG上看到,很搞笑,与大家分享.
Q&A of China
A damn good stand answer for Q&A of China
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes. And cats. Especially on our "Thanks receiving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: Why you are the only kid in your family?
A: Because my parents don't fuck with everybody.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
花一朵
花一下
其他的几个回答都很好
一个够矣,因为不必送到伊拉克去
碍着美国人什么事情了
吃的又不是他们家的狗
flower
建議收入"外交人員手冊"
西西河真是好地方,既可以偷着笑也可以长知识。老婆也觉得我有进步,比起过去闷头打游戏。
列入俺的防鬼手册.