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家园 最让老大头疼的几个ID 最让老大们头疼的ID： （转贴笑话）
1）“不认识”
举报人：“老大，我举报”
老大：“谁？”
举报人：“不认识”
老大：“。。。你拿我开心啊？。。。”
2）“请等等”
举报人：“老大，我举报”
老大：“谁？”
举报人：“请等等”
老大：“。。。快点儿。。。”
老大：“到底是谁？？”
举报人：“请等等啊”
老大：“等你个头啊，我忙着呢！。。。”
3）“就是我”
举报人：“老大，我举报”
老大：“谁？”
举报人：“就是我”
老大：“这个好办，封！”
4）“骗你的”
举报人：“老大，我举报”
老大：“谁？”
举报人：“骗你的”
老大：“。。。吃饱了撑的啊你。。。”
5）“嘿嘿嘿嘿”
举报人：“老大，我举报”
老大：“谁？”
举报人：“嘿嘿嘿嘿”
老大：“说呀，谁啊？。。。”
举报人：“嘿嘿嘿嘿”
老大：“。。。神经病！。。。”
6）“不是我”
举报人：“老大，我举报”
老大：“谁？”
举报人：“不是我”
老大：“那是谁？。。。”
举报人：“就不是我”
老大：“。。。废话！。。。哪儿凉快哪儿呆着去。。。”
家园 哈哈哈，再加一个 河里有个“你知道我是谁”兄，还有个“某人”兄，这俩名字也颇让老大头疼呢
俩兄莫怪，玩儿滴
家园 胡锦涛刚上台那阵，西方媒介也拿他的名字开心 说是布什在问，中国的新主席是谁，然后就是Who is Hu和Hu is Who里面兜来兜去。
家园 我看过那一篇，想找出来贴上来结果找不到了 特别搞笑，里面还有其他国家的几位领导人的名字的笑话。
家园 是这一篇吧? SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.
George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
George: Great . Let’s hear it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Who?
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu。
George: The Chinese?
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’’s the man’s name.
George: That’s whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes sir.
George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: Call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N!
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
家园 【文摘】 We take you now to the Oval Office....