主题：【原创】童言无忌　之四 -- 映日荷花

儿子：妈妈，is today tomorrow?

妈妈：不对，宝贝儿，今天是今天，明天是明天。

儿子：Then I am not going to clean up my playroom.

妈妈：可是你昨天晚上说今天要整理的啊？

儿子：I said "tomorrow", but you just told me today is not tomorrow!!

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女儿：妈妈，I love you so much and I want to do everything for you!

妈妈：谢谢宝宝！

女儿：What is the new Kindle Parent Control password?

女儿已经从我这儿偷去了两个kindle parental control密码，一生气，第三个密码我弄的很复杂，复杂的连自己都想不起来了，刚刚把kindle重设成出厂状态。

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妈妈：你马上就四岁了，想不想象姐姐一样学游泳？

儿子正在唱刚刚“学会”的成龙的歌：“人说爱情故事分分合合不必难过，可是你不是我怎知我痛...”被妈妈打断，相当不爽，

No, I don't want to! I am allergic to the swimming pool!

然后继续，“人说情到深处无怨尤不必强求，可是换成你你真的看破？”

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妈妈带着女儿儿子在小区散步，明月当空，

女儿：Mama, look at the moon. It is full and so pretty.

妈妈：是啊，月亮多安静啊

女儿：Yes, but it is supposed to be quiet, it doesn't have a mouth!