主题：【原创】小儿的顺口溜 -- newer

我儿十岁，痛恨剃头。遂作顺口溜以明志：

The Barbershop

In a nightmare I went to the barber’s,

The barber cut my hair!

Which would have been great,

But he didn’t stop there.

He snipped with his scissors,

He snapped with his shears.

He cut off my eyebrows

And both of my ears.

I jumped in my seat,

Causing several more slips.

He cut off my nose,

My cheeks and my lips.

And with one final slip-up,

He cut off my head!

And that was how

I ended up dead.

So kids, if your dad says you need a trim,

Just pull out your folder and show him this.

After he reads this, I’m willing to bet,

That’s the last haircut you’ll ever get!

虽有些过分，但也有趣。胡乱翻译如下：

理发店

我梦见剃头匠，

替我理发换个相！

本想整个好样，

可他害我把命丧！

他使他的剪子，

他耍剪草刀！

他剃了我的眉毛

再把我两耳薅！

我痛得跳离座位，

就遭了更多的罪。

我的鼻子被他“碰”没，

腮帮和嘴唇离位.

最后一不留神，

他切断了我的头！

就是这么糟糕

我小命终于不留。

所以小伙伴们，

希望你能听见；

如果你爹要你修剪，

这招一定灵验：

只要让他读我的故事，

保你今生今世不用再进理发店！