主题：【原创】我的英文我做主。 -- 杜撰

经常看到网上讨论中文与英文孰优孰劣的帖子，俺不是专家，这么复杂的问题俺想不清楚。但是对这个问题，俺也一直很感兴趣。突发奇想，试着用中文的语法改写了一段英文，发上来博大家一笑，凑个数，希望大家喜欢。

这段英文想必大家都熟悉，是“新概念英语”第二册的第一篇。之所以用这一篇，是因为这是俺有了这个想法以后，第一时间想起来的段子。当然啦，这肯定不是最合适的。因为，里面包含的语法信息实在太少。权作“抛玉引砖”吧。

[原文]

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting. I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned round. I looked at the man and the woman angrily. They did not pay any attention. In the end, I could not bear it. I turned round again. ‘I can’t hear a word!’ I said angrily.

‘It’s none of your business,’ the young man said rudely. ‘This is a private conversation!’

[汉语译文]

上星期我去看戏。我的座位很好，戏很有意思，但我却无法欣赏。一青年男子与一青年女子坐在我的身后，大声地说着话。我非常生气，因为我听不见演员在说什么。我回过头去怒视着那一男一女，他们却毫不理会。最后，我忍不住了，又一次回过头去，生气地说：“我一个字也听不见了！”

“不关你的事，”那男的毫不客气地说，“这是私人间的谈话！”

[俺的版本]

Last week I go to theatre. I have one very good seat. That play is very interesting. I do not enjoy it. One young man and one young woman sitting behind me. They talk loudly. I get very angry. I can not hear actor. I turn round. I look at they angrily. They do not pay any attention. At last, I can not bear it. I turn round again. ‘I can’t hear word!’ I say angrily.

‘It’s none of your business,’ young man say rudely. ‘This is private conversation!’

改编原则：去除英文式的时态、单复数、第三人称、定冠词，主语和宾语一致。

改编目的：看看在这种情况下英文是否可以准确表达作者思想，不引起歧义。

改编结果：好像可以。