主题:【笑话】这个实在不知贴哪里,河里那么多在国外的,居然没有一个外语版? -- leeuk
学德语的同仁河里有没有?应该很高兴
Euro English
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU (European Union) rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "Euro English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"..
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less karakter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they should go away.
By the 4th year, peopl wil reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!
Av a nis day!
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【笑话】这个实在不知贴哪里,河里那么多在国外的,居然没有一个外语版?
leeuk: 您叫我从头笑到尾。 daharry 字0 2005-01-16 17:06:16
不奇怪,德国政府最近一直在搞所谓的“正名运动”呢 神州遗少 字252 2005-01-16 02:25:03
😄Vel, ze best jok I av cen in cher! 电子赵括 字0 2005-01-16 01:59:01
☹️我只懂德语不懂英语怎么办? 诸葛神候 字0 2005-01-13 23:54:33
😄认真看了。果然好。明天找个懂德语的验证一下。 铁手 字0 2005-01-13 23:27:59
爆笑,哈哈哈! 禅人 字0 2005-01-13 20:17:18
【欣赏】果然有趣!哈哈哈,哈! 1 张王 字73 2005-01-13 22:35:25