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主题:【文摘】财经术语新解--寓意深刻 -- 乱翻帖
财经术语新解--寓意深刻
CEO-Chief Embezzlement Officer.
公司主管︰首席侵吞公款主管。
CFO-Corporate Fraud Officer.
财务主管:公司诈骗主管。
BULL MARKET-A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
牛市:一个偶然的市道,使投资者以为自己是投资天才。
BEAR MARKET-A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
熊市:6至8个月期,期内子女无零用钱,太太无钱买珠宝,而丈夫无性。
VALUE INVESTING-The art of buying low and selling lower.
价值投资:低买但以更低价沽出的财技。
P/E RATIO-The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
市盈率:当大市崩跌,投资者湿裤的比率。
BROKER-What my broker has made me.
经纪:一个使你破产的人(Broker,以字面解)。
STANDARD & POOR-Your life in a nutshell.
标普:平均地贫穷是今时不少投资者写照(以字面意义解)。
STOCK ANALYST-Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
股票分析师:一个今时经常唱淡你所持股票的傻人。
STOCK SPLIT-When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
拆细:当离婚时,前妻与律师对你资产所采的行动。
FINANCIAL PLANNER-A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
财务策划师:投资失利后你永找不到的人。
MARKET CORRECTION-The day after you buy stocks.
调整:你购入股票的翌日。
CASH FLOW-The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
现金流:流失之流。
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR-Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
机构投资者:由去年至今日仍被牢套的投资者。
PROFIT-An archaic word no longer in use.
利润:一个失传了的古字。