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主题:来了美国才知道。。。 -- 渔儿漂漂

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        • 家园 英文版

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there is food so much more tastier than burgers and pizzas;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that their cops don't carry guns, not only that, they could get the bejeezus beaten out of them by mobs from time to time;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that buses can be available every 15 minutes, and reach every corner of the city;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the metro cars don't have to smell like piss;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that calling paramedics and getting treated by ER does not bankrupt you;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if you are not happy with your medical treatment, you can knock the doctors and/or nursers out of consciousness and get away with that;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that it only takes one month salary to get a full denture install;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that trains can travel as fast as planes;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there do have buildings constructed a thousand years ago;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there could be so many different choices of clothes for online shopping;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if government officials don't do their jobs, they do really get fired;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that it does not take 30 years to build a tunnel and it does not have to leak. (the big dig, anyone?)

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that when disasters happen, earthquakes, floods, etc., the army are coming and actually to the rescue;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that school kids don't have to press their hands on the chest and sing to the national flag;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that someone can curse their own nation for everything and do it with self-righteousness;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that the so-called public intellectuals are a bunch of idiots who don't know shit, yet they are public welcomed;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that there do exist the bunch of people that actually believe that the US is the paradise and the hope of human race;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that if you are ethnically minority, and you blow things up or hurt people with machete, you usually will likely be pardoned;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that racial discrimination can be defined as against one's own race;

          Only after coming to China, did I get to know that a redneck like me can one day be treated as elite;

        • 家园 写的好

          精彩,这才是提气的东西。

          • 家园 提啥气啊

            骂tg的话还少吗?

            当然,有些事干的确实也不咋地。

            完颜老先生说得对,美国有的东西比我们好,有的东西我们比他们好。

            两个国家相比较,要比好,不能比烂,比烂就没有下限了。

            我们的优良作风就是实事求是,好就是好,不好就是不好,不回避,不偏袒,错了就改,对了就坚持。

            这是我们不断进步的动力所在。

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        • 家园 8铢

          送花 关闭

          送花成功。恭喜:你意外获得 8 铢钱。1通宝=16铢

          作者,声望:1;铢钱:0。你,乐善:1;铢钱:7。本帖花:1

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