主题：裁判---2010世界杯最大一根搅屎棍 -- 四处晃荡

I watched the world cup finals, for the first time since about 1978. However,our team had been switched for eleven shaven-headed, tattooed prison escapees who would rather plant a foot in an opponent's chest than kick a ball. Having watched them conduct their business on the playing field, I've seen enough soccer to get me through the next 32 year period.

On Tuesday our gang of never-do-wells will be honoured in Amsterdam. Though they didn't win the tournament, I understand that they placed first in the foul-play contest ;)