主题：几个刚看到的旅游标语，和俺们的有一拼。 -- 老木

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Drop your trousers here for best results.

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bed room, it is suggested that the Lobby is used for this purpose.

You are expected to take advantages of the Chambermaid.

It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not such person to do such thing, please do not read notice.

Please leave your values at the Front Desk.

The Manger has personally passed all the water served here.

If this is your first visit, you are welcome to it.

After the Main Course, we suggest you sample the tart of the house.

We take you bags and send them in all directions.