主题：【原创】流年(3)五行登仙（上） -- 万里风中虎

Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy

and those who trust me from the ones who don't.

If you can't see value here,

you're not shopping, you're shoplifting.

You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight,

Israelites, Fanny by the gaslight.

Take a bag, come on. I took one home last night -

cost more than ten pound, I can tell you.

Anyone like jewellery? Look at that one.

Hand-made in ltaly, hand-stolen in Stepney.

It's as long as my arm, not like something else.

Don't think 'cos these boxes are sealed, they're empty.

Only the undertaker sells empty boxes.

By the look of you lot, I'd make more money with my tape-measure.

Here, one price, ten pound.

- Did you say ten pound? - Are you deaf?

Bargain. I'll take one.

Squeeze in. Left leg, right leg.

They call it walking.

You want one, darling? That's it, they're waking up.

Treat the wife - treat somebody else's wife.

It's more fun if you don't get caught.

You want one? Show me a bit of life, then.

It's no good standing like one o'clock half struck.

These are not stolen - they're just not paid for.

Can't get 'em again, they've changed the locks.

Can't come back - I'll have sold out.

Nice bit of stuff.

"Too late" will be the cry when the bargains pass you by.

If you've no money on you,

you'll cry tears big as October cabbages.

Bacon, cozzers!