主题：请手边有英语笑话的人来帮个忙 -- 扬州小羊

One dark night, two men were on the street, both were drunk.

One said "I'm not drunk"

The other said "Really?" He took out a flashlight, turned it on, and stood it on the ground "If you aren't drunk, why don't you climb up this light column"

The first man looked up, shook his head, and said "I told you I'm not drunk, I know what you are trying to do -- once I climb up there, you turn off the light, and I'll fall on my butt!"

用Word数了一下，正好88个字，不错吧