主题：请手边有英语笑话的人来帮个忙 -- 扬州小羊

Let me write one for you.

I passed a Kroger card in wallet for ID badge this morning and slide it when I was entering the front gate of the Institue. This made the guard, a good looking skinny girl sitting on a chair besides the gate, have a big laugh. So I came close to her and said, " Hey, yesterday, I opened the door by my credit card." Apparently, the gard was surprised, so she asked me " Did you?" "Yes, I did. However, later I found it was charged 100 bucks for that." Hearing this, the girl guard fell down from her chair.

• long time ago